Paladins in unscrupulous D&D groups can provide some good humour, even if it means their being the butt of the joke;
"Paladin of the Church Of Cynic, I believe?" ~ The DM, in response to the Paladin's familiar derisive laugh.
"I take it they don't teach you 'Subtle' in Paladin School." ~ Chaszmyr, a drow rogue.
"Ah shit! I forgot the pork scratchings!" ~ that Paladin, after the act of purchasing a non-alcoholic drink in a pub and giving the barkeep a stern lecture on temperance. Oops.
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