Saturday 24 March 2007

Quote Of The Week

The Griffin Gamers found a cow in a fenced off paddock, out in the wilderness. Confused by this enigma (after all, what is a cow doing out here with no water source to drink from and no sign of civilisation, hmm?) the party discussed what they should do with it. Some wanted to kill it, others wanted to leave it alone, even the Paladin decided to investigate with Detect Evil, only to discover that it was just a boring, numbwit cow whose only evil intentions were against the Ozone Layer.

Then there was a suggestion that brought the group to hysterics;

Chaszmyr: - "It's actually a very sensible idea; it just sounds ridiculous!"
The GM: - "What's that?"
Chaszmyr: - "Sense Motive on a cow."

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